From the "Arkansas Medical Dictionary";
     
     Artery	         - the study of paintings
     Bacteria	         - the back door of a cafeteria
     Barium	         - what doctors do when a patient dies
     Bowel	         - a letter like a,e,i,o,u
     Caesarean Section	 - a neighborhood in Rome
     Cat Scan		 - searching for kitty
     Cauterize		 - made eye contact with her
     Colic		 - a sheep dog
     D & C		 - where the White House is
     Dilate		 - to live a long time
     Enema		 - not a friend
     Genital		 - not from Israel
     G.I. Series	 - soldier ball game
     Hangnail		 - coat hook
     Impotent		 - distinguished, well known
     Labor Pain		 - getting hurt at work
     Medical Staff	 - a doctor's cane
     Morbid		 - a higher offer
     Node		 - was aware of
     Outpatient		 - a person who fainted or is in a coma
     Papsmear		 - a fatherhood test
     Pelvis		 - a cousin of Elvis
     Postoperative	 - a letter carrier
     Recovery Room	 - one of the rooms in an upholstery shop
     Rectum		 - dang near killed 'em
     Seizure		 - Roman Emperor
     Tablet		 - a small table
     Terminal Illness	 - getting sick at the airport
     Tumor		 - more than one
     Urine		 - opposite of "your out"