A Gift For His Sweetheart

   A young man wished to buy a pair of gloves for his sweetheart's birthday.
 He went to an expensive boutique, bought the finest gloves available, and
asked the sales woman to have them delivered with a note.  While wrapping the
gloves, a clerk accidentally mixed up the order and sent a pair of panties
instead.  here's the note the young man wrote to his sweetheart:

Darling,
   I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing
any when we go out in the evening.  I would have chosen the long ones with
buttons, but because your sister wears the short ones that are easy to
remove, I decided to get the same style for you.

   Although these are a delicate shade, the lady I bought them from showed me
a pair she had been wearing for three weeks, and they are hardly soiled.  I
had the sales girl try them on for me and she really looked smart.

   I wished I could be there to put them on for you for the first time.  No
doubt, many other hands will touch them before I see you again.  When you
take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will
naturally be a little damp from wearing, and be sure to keep them on while
cleaning them so they don't shrink.  Just think how many times I will kiss
them during the coming year.  I hope you like them and will wear them for me
on Friday night.

All my love,
Hollingsworth

P.S.  The latest style is to wear them folded down a little with a little fur
showing.