Top ten reasons Men are like computers

10.   They have a lot of data but are still clueless

 9.   A better model is always just around the corner.

 8.   They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.

 7.   It is always necessary to have a backup.

 6.   They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.

 5.   The best part of having either one is the games that you can play.

 4.   In order to  get thier attention, you have to turn them on.

 3.   The lights are on but nobodies home.

 2.   Big power surges knock them out for the night.

 1.   Size does matter.


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Now - top ten ways that women are like computers

10.  Picky, picky, picky.

9.   They hear what you say, but not what you mean.

8.   Beauty is only shell deep.

7.   When you ask,"whats wrong, they say nothing."

6.   Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.

5.   Always turning simple statements into big productions

4.   Smalltalk is important

3.   You do the same thing for years and suddenly its wrong

2.   They make you take the garbage out.

1.   Miss a period and they go wild.