The Golden Years have come at last.
I cannot see,
I cannot pee,
I cannot chew,
I cannot screw, 
My memory shrinks, 
My hearing stinks,
No sense of smell,
I look like hell,
My body is drooping,
Got trouble pooping, 
The Golden Years have come at last,
The Golden Years can kiss my ass!

(Sounds Like MS, Huh???)