1O1	One On One
1O Q	Thank You
2	To, Too, Two
2¢	Throwing My Two Cents In
$0.02	Throwing My Two Cents In
AAMOF	As A Matter Of Fact
ADN	Any Day Now
AFAIK	As Far As I Know
AFK	Away From Keyboard
AKA	Also know as
ASAP	As Soon As Possible
ASQ	Another Stupid Question
ATSL	Along The Same Line
AWGTHTGTTA	Are We Going To Have To Go through This Again?
B4	Before
B4N	Bye For Now
BAC	By Any Chance
BAK	Back At Keyboard
BBL	Be back later
BBS	Be Back Soon / Shortly
BCNU	Be Seeing You
BD	Brain Dead
BDTIM	Big Dummie That I Am
BDTM	Dummie That's Me
BFN	Bye for now
BION	Believe It Or Not
BOL	Be On (the) Lookout
BM	Book Marked
BRB	Be Right Back
BTDT	Been There, Done That
BTSOOM	Beats the s--- out of me
BTW	By the Way
BYOH	Bat you onna head
BWG	Big Wide Grin
BYKTA	But You Know That Already
CCRS	Chronic Can't Remember Shit
CRS	Can't Remember Shit
CFV	Call for votes
CLD	Calling Long Distance
CMIIW	Correct Me If I'm Wrong
COMP	Choaking On My Popcorn
CP	Chronic Progressive MS
CU	See you
CUL	See you later
CUL8R	See You Later
CYA	See Ya
DCYCBTH	Don't Count Your Chickens Before They're Hatched
DH	Dear Husband
DYJHIW	Don't you just hate it when...
DQOTD	Dumb Question Of The Day
DX	Diagnosis
dx'd	diagnosed
E	E-Mail
eg	Evil grin
EMFBI	Excuse Me For Butting In
EOD	End Of Discussion
EOL	End Of Lecture
ETLA	Extended three letter acronym
F	take a wild guess!
F2F	Face to Face
FAQ	Frequently Asked Questions
FFM	Female Female Male 3way
FMI	For More Information
FMDIDGAD	Frankly My Dear I Don't Give A Damn
FMM	Female Male Male 3way
FITB	Fill in the Blank
FU	take another wild guess!
FUBAR	F---ed up beyone all recognition
FWIW	For What It's Worth
FYA	For Your Amusement
FYI	For Your Information
<G>	Grinning
<BG>	Big Grin
<VBG>	Very Big Grin
<VBMG>	Very big Mega Grin
GA	Go ahead
GAL	Get A Life
gbh	Great back hug
gbh&k	Great back hug & kiss
GD&R	Grin, Duck & Run
GFY	more guessing
GIGO	Garbage In Garbage Out
GIWIST	Gee, I Wish I'd Said That
GMTA	Great Minds Think Alike
GR8	Great
h	Hug
HA	HeadAche
HTH	Hope This Helps
hb	Hug back
hh	Holding hands
HHOJ	Ha ha only joking
HHOK	Ha ha only kidding
HHOS	Ha ha only serious
HIWTH	Hate it when that happens
IC	I See
IAE	In any event
IANAL	I am not a lawyer
IDK	I don't know
IM	Instant Message
IMAO	In my arrogant opinion
IMHO	In My Humble Opinion
IMNSHO	In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO	In my opinion
IOW	In Other Words
IRL	In Real Life
ISO	In Search Of (or International Standards Organization)
IYKWIM	If you know what I mean
JASE	Just another system error
JK	Just Kidding
JOOC	Just Out Of Curiosity
k	Kiss
kb	Kiss back
KHYF	Know How You Feel
KISS	Keep It Short & Simple
KIT	Keep In Touch
kotc	Kiss on the cheek
l	Laugh
L8R	Later
LMAO	Laughing My (Alimentary Canal) Off
LOL	Laughing Out Loud
LRF	Little Red Flag
LTNS	Long Time No See
MHM	Members Helping Members
MORF	Male or female
MOTAS	Members of the appropriate sex
MOTOS	Members of the opposite sex
MOTSS	Members of the same sex
MYOB	Mind Your Own Business
MS	Multiple Sclerosis Acronyms
MSG	Message
NFW	No f---ing way
NG	News Group (Usenet)
NRN	No Reply Necessary
NTYMI	Now That You Mention It
OAS	On Another Subject
OBTW	Oh, by the way
OIC	Oh, I See
OOL	Out Of Luck
OTF	On The Floor	(laughing)
OTOH	On The Other Hand
OTTOMH	Off The Top Of My Head
PD	Public domain
PMJI	Pardon My Jumping In
PMFJI	Pardon me for jumping in (same as above)
PITA	Pain in the ass
potc	Peck on the cheek
PTB	Powers That Be
PU	That stinks!
PWD	People With Disabilities
PWMS	People (person) with Multiple Sclerosis
rehi	Hello again
RFD	Request for discussion
ROTFL	Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLOL	Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROTFLAICGU	Rolling On The Floor Laughing And I Can't Get Up
ROTFLASTC	Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat
ROTFLMAO	Rolling On The Floor Laughing My (Alimentary Canal) Off
ROFLWTIME	Rolling On Floor With Tears in My Eyes
RPG	Role Playing Games
RTFM	Read The (Fargin) Manual
RSN	Real Soon Now (Cynical)
RW	Real World
s	Smile
sb	Smiles back
SITD	Still In The Dark
SO	Significant Other
SNAFU	Situation Normal, All F---ed Up
SNERT	Sexually Nerdishly Expressive Recidivistic Trolls
SO	Significant other
SOL	S--- outta luck
SSDD	Same (Stuff), Different Day
SW	Shareware
SYL	See you later
TAB	Tempoarily AbleBodied
TAF	That's All Folks
TANSTAAFL	There ain't no such thing as a free lunch
TARFU	Things are really f---ed up
TCFW	Too Cute For Words
TGIF	Thank God it's Friday
TIA	Thanks In Advance
TIC	Tongue In Cheek
TLA	Three letter acronym
TNX	Thanks
TNX1.0E6	Thanks a million
TOBAL	There Oughta Be A Law
TTBOMK	To The Best Of My Knowledge
TTFN	Ta Ta For Now
TTME	Talk To Me
TTYL	Talk (Type) To You Later
TLK2UL8R	Talk to you later
TXS	Thanks
TYVM	Thank You Very Much
U	You
URL	Uniform Resource Locator FMI
vbg	Very big grin
veg	Very evil grin
ves	Very evil smile
vwg	Very wicked grin
vws	Very wicked smile
w	Wink
WB	Welcome Back
wg	Wicked grin
WOA	Work Of Art
WRT	With regard to (also with respect to)
WTFI	What The F--- Is
WTG	Way To Go
WTH	What the hell
WTHDTM	What the hell does that mean
WYGIWYPF	What You Get Is What You Pay For
WYSIWYG	What You See Is What You Get
XOXO	Hugs & Kisses
YMBK	You Must Be Kidding
YMMV	Your Mileage May Vary
YO	Years Old
YKYBHTLW	You know you've been hacking to long when
Z	That's me!
:-)	Smile
8-)	Wide-eyed Smile
:-(	Frown
>:[	Anger
:-o	Surprise
;-)	Wink